The former Stoke player and Wilmslow resident, and natural comic, took
readers into a world of bad tattoos and even worse haircuts, a world where you’re on the pitch one minute, spending too much money on a personalised number plate the next in How To Be A Footballer. In I, Robot, he lifts the lid even further on the beautiful game. Learn about Gareth Bale’s magic beans, the Golden Rhombus of Saturday night entertainment, and why Crouchy’s dad walks his dog wearing an England tracksuit from 2005.
RRP £20 Chron price £15
Hardback. 272 pages.