Boris gaffes won’t salvage Brexit 

Dear Sir, — So here comes Boris riding his white charger into Downing Street to save Brexit. Good luck with that! 
Not even 12 hours after topping the Tory MPs’ vote than he’s gaffed again, fighting with his young girlfriend (a trait other Tories currently seem good at). 
He can’t keep out of trouble, even after being advised to hide away and not speak to anyone. 
You only have to look at a politician’s past to get a good idea of what to expect from them. I can’t wait for him to appear on the steps of No 10, flanked by his ex-wives and ex-lovers, not to mention his known and unknown children. The photographer will need a wide-angled lens.

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