Congratulations for your headline 

Dear Sir, — Smudge the cat, like many of us, loves an oxymoron. Even better when it arrives, poised authoritatively, as the eye catching headline over one of this month’s least inspiring (and it’s a hotly contested category) Congleton Town Council internal debates.
So sincere feline congratulations to the person who authored “Standing order gives councillors right to sit” in last week’s Chronicle — a top quality news headline if ever she saw one. — Yours faithfully,

PHILIP MORRIS
Senior management representative for Smudge the Cat.

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