Mr Grumpy....12th September, 2019
I went to the cricket last week.
Much more than that, I couldn’t tell you, because I was as lost as Bambi in the forest, Michael Gove in Brexit negotiations, Jeremy Matalan Corbyn playing tiddlywinks and anyone from Love Island in a Ann Summers sale.
For all I knew, it could have been Congleton Pensioners Select 11 vs Istanbul Boy Scouts Reserves. Everyone was dressed in white, so I was clueless as to who was who or even which country was playing. I later overheard it was Australia vs England but at precisely the same moment that I had been clapping the wrong team.
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