Mr Grumpy...15th August, 2019
His annual poolside holiday column. You’ll wish you weren’t there.
The Official Secrets Act and national security forbid me from telling you where I am as I type this.
In reality, it’s the threat of death from Mrs G, who says: “Is nothing sacred? Your readers know my bloody bra size, can’t we keep our sodding holiday private?” Actually, no.
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