Mr Grumpy....21st March, 2019

Apparently, I’m a sexist pig.
Harsh, methinks, but you can play at being Judge Rinder (who danced like a three-legged, drunken buffalo on Strictly Coming Like a Steam Train) and decide to either hang me or applaud me.
We live in an age of disproportionate outrage, so you may choose to launch a social media campaign to have my house burned down, my contract terminated (naturally, my big bonus reclaimed and distributed to Big Issue sellers) and my castration.

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