Mr Grumpy....23rd May, 2019

He’s missing Terry Wogan.
There are a number of traditions in the Grumpy household: only I empty the dishwasher and the kitchen bin, no-one else can even spell lawnmower, let alone know where it even is or turn it on. No-one uses a towel more than once except me, so the radiators and towel rails are covered with slightly soggy ones. And no-one ever wants to watch the same television programmes as me; the dog gets casting vote, and he always wags his tail more for the women-folk than me.

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