Mr Grumpy....25th April, 2019

So, we have local elections next week. Generally, the great unwashed have little interest in such matters because voting for Edna Bagwash (aged 67, retired lollipop lady) to join Mow Cop Parish Council or Mark Tyson (aged 51, exhaust fitter, will turn up with dirty fingernails) at Cheshire East borough council won’t affect the price of beer, fags, road tax or passing laws on shooting suspected terrorists because they walk past a Greggs without stopping to buy a bacon roll, or making the Queen pay a Corgi dog tax simply because she can afford to do so.

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