Mr Grumpy....29th August, 2019

It’s too hot.
It’s not normal to be feeling like a thirsty camel in Congleton. I’ve just eaten a Magnum double fruit thing, and drunk a full bottle of fresh tropical juice stuff (with ice) and looking across my garden, it all looks wibbly-wobbly like in a film when the hero is staggering across the desert and sees a mirage of Holly Willobooby holding a glass of cold beer.

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