Mr Grumpy....4th April, 2019

I left Grumpy PLC HQ — which is just outside London — last Friday night at about 6pm.
Most of the locals are southerners and therefore lazy, often ignorant, would almost always lose a fight (Anthony Joshua excepted, whom, I admit, would probably see me off pretty quickly and I’d more than likely cry) and only say “thank you” 37% of the time if one holds open the door for them (I counted, so that’s accurate). 
Most of them don’t own a watch — or at least one that works — because they arrive much later than I think they should in the morning and go home much earlier than I think they should, or even not turn up at all but instead send in a note from their mother with a pitiful excuse for their absence.

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