Mr Grumpy....4th July, 2019
I’ve always been hugely patriotic. I’m very proud of where we came from and I don’t mean dinosaurs and cavemen, I mean the Empire our forefathers built, the language we invented and is universally accepted as the best / one to have and — well, just the British way.
We’re known throughout the world as being decent sorts, fair and proper, and we never cheat at cricket (Except WG “They’ve come to watch me bat, not you bowl” Grace – Cricket Ed). Even murderers are seen as innocent until proven guilty, and we are welcoming to other sorts who prefer our ways and countryside to their own.
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